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unemployment—–by abbott and costello and from uncle charlie

OKAY….LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT COSTELLO: Hey….Abbott! How many folks don’t have jobs now? ABBOTT: Good question. Terrible times. It’s 8%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 8%. ABBOTT: 8% … Continue reading

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where is GOD?

Where is God? —===<<>>===— In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whenever something went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents … Continue reading

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Children are a gift from God….

Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.”     ( Matthew 19:14 *NIV ) Children are a gift from God, and hold a very special … Continue reading

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A Child’s View Of The Bible

We often find that children do amuse us with their explanations.  Now as you know little children come up with some amazing explanations.  So today we will take a look at a message I have received from one of our … Continue reading

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SIX YEAR OLD’S PRAYER

SIX YEAR OLD’S PRAYER Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son had asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said,  “God is good. God is great. Thank you for the … Continue reading

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B-I-B-L-E

B-I-B-L-E A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ the Bible?” The son replied, “I do know!” “Okay,” said … Continue reading

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IS YOUR HUT BURNING?

IS YOUR HUT BURNING? The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, … Continue reading

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JELLY BEAN PRAYER

JELLY BEAN PRAYER Have you heard the story of the jelly beans? The black ones are a symbol of our sinful heart, cold and hard not a good start. The red ones would be, the blood shed for you and … Continue reading

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a 911 funny

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and … Continue reading

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WINDSHIELD WIPER LESSON FROM A CHILD

WINDSHIELD WIPER LESSON FROM A CHILD One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets of town, taking those extra precautions necessary when the roads are wet and slick. Suddenly, my son Matthew spoke up from his … Continue reading

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