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a Sermon funny….

A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point during his sermon and a member of the congregation responded with “Amen” or “That’s right, preacher” he would get wound up even more and launch … Continue reading

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a Parking funny…

Wayne was returning home from a business trip, bags in hand, and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and the driver … Continue reading

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Pecans in the Cemetery….

Pecans in the Cemetery On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing … Continue reading

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A Moses funny….

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school. “Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he … Continue reading

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Squirrels in Church

Three churches in town were overrun with squirrels. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God’s will?  They did nothing, and the squirrels … Continue reading

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unemployment—–by abbott and costello and from uncle charlie

OKAY….LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT COSTELLO: Hey….Abbott! How many folks don’t have jobs now? ABBOTT: Good question. Terrible times. It’s 8%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 8%. ABBOTT: 8% … Continue reading

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where is GOD?

Where is God? —===<<>>===— In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whenever something went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents … Continue reading

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A Child’s View Of The Bible

We often find that children do amuse us with their explanations.  Now as you know little children come up with some amazing explanations.  So today we will take a look at a message I have received from one of our … Continue reading

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FORREST GUMP

FORREST GUMP Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter says “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see … Continue reading

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B-I-B-L-E

B-I-B-L-E A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ the Bible?” The son replied, “I do know!” “Okay,” said … Continue reading

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