Tag Archives: comedy

Dolphins

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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a parking funny

On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: “Broken.” A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked … Continue reading

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a Gas funny

An elderly couple were attending church services. About halfway through, the wife wrote a note and handed it to her husband. The note said, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” He scribbles … Continue reading

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a trick funny

Little boy: “Oh, Gramma, I sure am happy to see you! Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.” Grandmother: “What trick is that?” Little boy: “He told Mommy that he would climb the walls if … Continue reading

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Subject: Church Gossip

It is written; A GOSSIP BETRAYS A CONFIDENCE; SO AVOID A MAN WHO TALKS TOO MUCH. ( PROVERBS 20:19 *NIV ) Unfortunately, almost every Church has a gossip one must deal with. Sadly to say sometimes they even run new … Continue reading

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a Cat funny

Johnny’s mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat. The cat was sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and … Continue reading

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a forgetful funny

An older couple was perfectly healthy, but they had problems remembering things. Their doctor recommended that they make written notes to help them remember. So one night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his … Continue reading

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a test funny

The English test had only one question: “Write an essay on ‘The Most Beautiful Thing I Ever Saw.’” One of the students finished his essay in less than a minute. It read in its entirety: “The most beautiful thing I … Continue reading

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a weather funny

TRAVEL WARNING The federal government has issued a travel warning due to the cold weather. They suggest that anyone traveling in the current blizzard conditions should make sure they carry the following: – Shovel – Blankets or sleeping bag – … Continue reading

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Where is God?

Where is God? —===<<>>===— In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whenever something went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents … Continue reading

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