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unemployment—–by abbott and costello and from uncle charlie

OKAY….LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT COSTELLO: Hey….Abbott! How many folks don’t have jobs now? ABBOTT: Good question. Terrible times. It’s 8%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 8%. ABBOTT: 8% … Continue reading

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where is GOD?

Where is God? —===<<>>===— In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whenever something went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents … Continue reading

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A Child’s View Of The Bible

We often find that children do amuse us with their explanations.  Now as you know little children come up with some amazing explanations.  So today we will take a look at a message I have received from one of our … Continue reading

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FORREST GUMP

FORREST GUMP Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter says “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see … Continue reading

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B-I-B-L-E

B-I-B-L-E A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, “I know what the Bible means!” His father smiled and replied, “What do you mean, you ‘know’ the Bible?” The son replied, “I do know!” “Okay,” said … Continue reading

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a 911 funny

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and … Continue reading

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the things children say…………

Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” ( Matthew 19:14 *NIV ) Children are a gift from God, and hold a very special … Continue reading

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Valentines Day:

Here’s a list of what NOT to give her for Valentines Day: – A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones. – Any video starring Sylvester Stallone, Jim Carrey, … Continue reading

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a compliment funny

A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known … Continue reading

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Dolphins

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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