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Squirrels in Church

Three churches in town were overrun with squirrels. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God’s will?  They did nothing, and the squirrels … Continue reading

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the Devil’s Beatitudes

THE DEVIL’S BEATITUDES If the Devil were to write his Beatitudes, they would probably go something like this: Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians … Continue reading

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ALL HE HAD TO OFFER

ALL HE HAD TO OFFER Here is a story, about a nine year old boy who lived in a rural town in Tennessee. His house was in a poor area of the community. A church there had a bus ministry … Continue reading

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DIRECTIONS TO HIS HOUSE

DIRECTIONS TO HIS HOUSE Make a Right onto “Believeth Blvd.” Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ. From there, you must turn onto the “Bridge of Faith,” which is over troubled water. When you get … Continue reading

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Why Go To Church?

Let us not give up meeting together, as some are in the habit of doing, but let us encourage one another – and all the more as you see the Day approaching. ( Hebrews 10:25 ) Now I know that … Continue reading

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Subject: Church Gossip

It is written; A GOSSIP BETRAYS A CONFIDENCE; SO AVOID A MAN WHO TALKS TOO MUCH. ( PROVERBS 20:19 *NIV ) Unfortunately, almost every Church has a gossip one must deal with. Sadly to say sometimes they even run new … Continue reading

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THE NAIL

THE NAIL As the story goes, they built a new church building and people came from far and wide to see it. They admired its beauty! Up on the roof, a little nail heard the people praising everything about the … Continue reading

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VISITING DAY

VISITING DAY He was looking forward to this moment all day long, after 6 days of labor and it finally arrived – Visiting Day! The man with the keys arrived to swing open the large, heavy doors. The cold gray … Continue reading

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NO EXCUSE SUNDAY

NO EXCUSE SUNDAY   To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are going to have a special “No Excuse Sunday”.   Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say, “Sunday is my … Continue reading

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