Category Archives: humor

a Cat funny

Johnny’s mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat. The cat was sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and … Continue reading

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a forgetful funny

An older couple was perfectly healthy, but they had problems remembering things. Their doctor recommended that they make written notes to help them remember. So one night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his … Continue reading

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a test funny

The English test had only one question: “Write an essay on ‘The Most Beautiful Thing I Ever Saw.’” One of the students finished his essay in less than a minute. It read in its entirety: “The most beautiful thing I … Continue reading

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a weather funny

TRAVEL WARNING The federal government has issued a travel warning due to the cold weather. They suggest that anyone traveling in the current blizzard conditions should make sure they carry the following: – Shovel – Blankets or sleeping bag – … Continue reading

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Where is God?

Where is God? —===<<>>===— In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whenever something went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had a hand in it. Their parents … Continue reading

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STC (Senior Texting Codes)

STC (Senior Texting Codes) Since more and more seniors citizens are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for senior discounts, these are the codes for you: ATD: At … Continue reading

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THE PASTOR’S CAT…

THE PASTOR’S CAT… Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm … Continue reading

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DOGS AND COMPUTERS: SAME OR DIFFERENT?

DOGS AND COMPUTERS: SAME OR DIFFERENT? ~ Favorite food – Dogs: kibbles Computers: bits ~ After destruction of personal property – D: dog not found C: file not found ~ Favorite trick – D: roll over C: play dead ~ … Continue reading

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SIGNS YOU’RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE………

SIGNS YOU’RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE ~ Starbucks is accepting bids for a franchise located in your house. ~ The National Bank of Columbia has offered you a Platinum Visa card with zero percent interest. ~ Folgers has offered you … Continue reading

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Bloopers actually found in Church Bulletins

“He who sits in the heavens shall laugh.” ( Psalms 2:4 *NKJV ) Now I know that I am using this verse totally out of context, but our Heavenly Father truly has a sense of humor! So sit back, relax … Continue reading

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