Category Archives: funny

a Sermon funny….

A visiting minister was very long-winded. Worse, every time he would make a good point during his sermon and a member of the congregation responded with “Amen” or “That’s right, preacher” he would get wound up even more and launch … Continue reading

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a Parking funny…

Wayne was returning home from a business trip, bags in hand, and slowly making his way to his vehicle in the crowded airport garage. Suddenly a large dark car screeched to a stop in front of Wayne, and the driver … Continue reading

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Pecans in the Cemetery….

Pecans in the Cemetery On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing … Continue reading

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A Moses funny….

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school. “Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt. When he … Continue reading

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Squirrels in Church

Three churches in town were overrun with squirrels. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God’s will?  They did nothing, and the squirrels … Continue reading

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A story about having Birthdays…

Three gentlemen were all born the same year and decided to go to lunch together to celebrate turning 50. They decided to go out to the local German restaurant because they had pretty waitresses. The next time they decided to … Continue reading

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a 911 funny

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and … Continue reading

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Valentines Day:

Here’s a list of what NOT to give her for Valentines Day: – A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones. – Any video starring Sylvester Stallone, Jim Carrey, … Continue reading

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a compliment funny

A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known … Continue reading

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Dolphins

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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