Category Archives: comedy

What is Love from the mouths of children

WHAT IS LOVE? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4-8 year olds, “What does love mean?” The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: “When … Continue reading

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FORREST GUMP

FORREST GUMP Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gate by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter says “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see … Continue reading

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a 911 funny

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: “They’ve stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and … Continue reading

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the things children say…………

Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these.” ( Matthew 19:14 *NIV ) Children are a gift from God, and hold a very special … Continue reading

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Valentines Day:

Here’s a list of what NOT to give her for Valentines Day: – A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones. – Any video starring Sylvester Stallone, Jim Carrey, … Continue reading

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a compliment funny

A man was in his usual place in the morning, sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player. The player was known … Continue reading

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Dolphins

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

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a parking funny

On a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: “Broken.” A skeptical parking officer removed the bag, inserted a quarter in the meter and turned the dial. It worked … Continue reading

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a Gas funny

An elderly couple were attending church services. About halfway through, the wife wrote a note and handed it to her husband. The note said, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” He scribbles … Continue reading

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a trick funny

Little boy: “Oh, Gramma, I sure am happy to see you! Now maybe Daddy will do the trick he has been promising us.” Grandmother: “What trick is that?” Little boy: “He told Mommy that he would climb the walls if … Continue reading

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