Valentines Day:

Here’s a list of what NOT to give her for Valentines Day:

– A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.
– Any video starring Sylvester Stallone, Jim Carrey, or Jenna Jameson.
– Flowers from a hospital’s gift shop–or worse, a mortuary’s.
– Poetry, no matter how heartfelt, that starts out “There was once a girl from Nantucket…”
– Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears.
– Cash.
– Any food item with the words “diet,” “light,” or “high fiber” on the label.
– Any clothing item with the words “push-up” or “slim-down” on the label.
– Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn’t.
– An apologetic look and the words “That was today?”

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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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