DOGS AND COMPUTERS: SAME OR DIFFERENT?

DOGS AND COMPUTERS: SAME OR DIFFERENT?

~ Favorite food –
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits

~ After destruction of personal property –
D: dog not found
C: file not found

~ Favorite trick –
D: roll over
C: play dead

~ Comic-page hero –
D: Dogbert
C: Dilbert

~ Widely-ignored government mandate –
D: leash law
C: Communications Decency Act

~ Waste disposal tool –
D: pooper-scooper
C: uninstaller

~ Unique behavior –
D: lick and drag
C: click and drag

~ Estimated lifespan –
D: 12 years
C: 12 months

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How would we measure hail without golf balls?

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About Roger Overweg

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