SIGNS YOU’RE DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE
~ Starbucks is accepting bids for a franchise located in your house.
~ The National Bank of Columbia has offered you a Platinum Visa card with zero percent interest.
~ Folgers has offered you a “distributors” franchise for your block.
~ Your co-workers are getting rich buying stock in companies that manufacture foam coffee cups.
~ You just went to the store and bought ten cases of non-diary creamer “to get you through the week.”
~ Those strange footprints in the ceiling of your office.
~ You haven’t slept in a week and no one notices, not even you.
~ You find yourself sneezing Folger’s Crystals.
~ Juan Valdez starts sending you hand-written Thank You notes.
~ You eat garlic to overcome coffee breath.
~ Your dentist upgrades to a belt sander.
~ Alvin & the Chipmunks start to sound like Barry White.
~ Auctioneers begin to make sense.
And the number 1 Sign You’ve Had Too Much Coffee…
~ YYoouu ssttaarrtt ttyyppiinng lliikkee tthhiiss..
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.