“He who sits in the heavens shall
( Psalms 2:4 *NKJV )
Now I know that I am using this verse totally
out of context, but our Heavenly Father truly has
a sense of humor! So sit back, relax and enjoy
the Bloopers actually found in Church Bulletins!
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to
make calls on people who are not “afflicted” with
The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday
morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the
Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
Evening massage – 6 p.m.
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the
congregation would lend him their electric “girdles” for
the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end
of the recession.
Ushers will eat latecomers
For those of you who have children and don’t know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the
delight of the audience.
Due to the Rector’s illness, Wednesday’s healing
services will be discontinued until further notice.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the
morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our
church and community.
Today’s Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK?
With hymns from a full choir.
Potluck supper: prayer and medication to follow.
Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.
The 2010 Spring Council Retreat will be “hell” May 10
Pastor is on vacation. “Massages” can be given to
8 new choir robes are currently needed due to the
addition of several new members and to the
deterioration of some older ones.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after
which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung
without musical accomplishment.