Bill, the boss, was concerned that his employees weren’t giving him enough respect, so he tried and old fashioned method of persuasion: He brought in a sign that said “I’m the Boss” and taped it to his door.
After lunch, he noticed Willie had taped another note under his: “Your wife called. She wants her sign back!”
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
In just two days from now, tomorrow will be yesterday.