a farmers watermelons…

A farmer who grew watermelons was doing pretty well, but some local kids
would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons.  The
farmer came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away
for sure.  He made up a sign and posted it in the field: “Warning! One of
the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.”

That night the kids saw the sign and they ran off to plot revenge.  Next
morning there were no watermelons missing, but a new sign said: “Now there
are two!”

About Roger Overweg

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