~ I wonder if anyone out there notices I forgot my lipstick this morning.

~ I wonder who in the congregation will fall asleep first today?

~ 90 minutes till kickoff.

~ How many more verses?

~ What if some Sunday we have everyone in the choir wear regular clothes and everyone in the congregation wear robes?  Yeah, that’s the ticket.

~ Boy, I wish I had/hadn’t skipped choir practice Wednesday night.

~ Why are there 666 hymns in the new Baptist Hymnal?   Surely they realized the significance of that number.   You’d think someone would have noticed and added or subtracted one.

~ If a wood chuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck?

~ I wonder what would happen if the congregation moved up here, and we moved down in the sanctuary?  Would the Pastor preach to us or turn around and preach to them?

~ I wonder if anyone else in the choir has noticed the music minister has a wedgie?

~ Why don’t we ever sing the third verse?  We should skip the second verse for a change.

~ The pot roast.

~ What does the minister wear under HIS robes?

~ Will the person behind me ever hit the right note?

~ And to think the tune of this grand old hymn used to be to a British drinking song.  I wonder what the original words were?

~ Did I turn off the curling iron?

~ How would the hymn sound if Metallica played it?

~ I wonder who ate all the jelly doughnuts before Sunday School fellowship this morning?

~ Wow, God loves me enough to let me sing in “His” choir.

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