On the lighter side, we often find that children do amuse us
with their explanations. So I hope that you will enjoy
the following encounter between a Children’s Bible School
Teacher and her Kindergarten Class! After all, it is said “Laughter
is the best Medicine”, especially for a Saturday Morning!
Out Of The Mouth Of Babes…….
After teaching the children about Salvation, the Teacher
asked her Sunday School Class:
“If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and
gave all my money to the Church, would that get me into
“NO!” the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the Church every day, mowed the yard, and kept
everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?”
Again, the answer was, “NO!”
“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the
children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?”
The Teacher asked them again.
Again, they all answered, “NO!”
“Well,” The Teacher replied, “then how can I get into Heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!”