A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with
his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve
“Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games
out of five.”
Sign in a John Deere sales office: The only machine we don’t stand behind is
our manure spreader.