a SERMON funny………

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to
his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following
results:

The first worm in alcohol – Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive

So the minister asked the congregation, “What can you learn from this
demonstration?”

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, “As
long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”

That pretty much ended the service.

today’sTHOT============================

By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

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About Roger Overweg

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