This old fisherman would go out in his boat every morning and come back
about an hour later with a cooler filled with fish. The game warden
got suspicious as to how the old guy always caught so many fish in such a
short time. So he invited himself fishing with the old guy.
They went to the middle of the lake, the old guy pulls out a stick of
dynamite and throws it overboard. Boom! Fish start floating to the
surface and the old guy starts scooping them up in his net.
The game warden says, “You can’t do that. It’s illegal.”
The old guy quietly lights another stick of dynamite, hands it to the
game warden and says, “You gonna talk or are you gonna fish?”
A guy goes into a second hand shop to buy one for his watch.